England v Kazakhstan Betting up for a Laugh

For England's World Cup Qualifying Game at Wembley on Saturday bookie Paddy Power are reviving their popular Commentary Cliché Markets with a twist on England's opponent's Kazakhstan's favourite son; Borat. Is Nice! As ever with Commentary Cliché betting Paddy Power is offering odds on the first phrase used by the commentary team during the match from the list of sayings provided. With ITV preparing for their first live England game since world cup 2006, the bookie is offering 10/1 for the first well known Borat phrase used by the commentary team to be “Jagshemash!” whilst it's 50/1 for “Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” and 100/1 if they declare “It's sexy time!”.

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The 500/1 outsider is for the commentators to unexpectedly let fly with one of Borat's most famous and shocking phrases of all: “May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq.” Darren Haines, spokesman for Paddy Power said: “Fans watching in every pub in the country will be shouting out Borat's most famous phrases during the match on Saturday, so it will be interesting to see if the ITV team are going to join in with the fun too.” Paddy Power are also betting 100/1 on Borat to sing the national anthem as well as for any of England's team to reveal a Borat style mankini under their kit when scoring. Punters can also bet on how long it takes the ITV team to mention the man Borat himself. It's 5/2 for the fictional character to be mentioned within the first 15 minutes of the match.

First Borat Commentary Cliché Said By The ITV Commentators

4/1 Very Nice
10/1 Jagshemash!
25/1 Is nice
33/1 High Five
50/1 Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
100/1 It's sexy time
100/1 I likea you
100/1 Wawaweewa!
200/1 I loves the Pamela Andersons
500/1 May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq

How long before the ITV commentators says 'Borat'

5/2 0-15 mins
3/1 16-30 mins
4/1 31 mins – HT
5/1 46-60 mins
7/1 61-75 mins
7/1 76 mins to FT
Bets void if no mention

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